I should stick to cars

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/22/2013 at 20:54 • Filed to: shoop

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Animals and people are much harder

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/22/2013 at 20:59

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I also find most adhesives work better on flat metal surfaces than hair and skin. Plus, most people threaten to call the cops if you try to stick yourself to them. Cars don't mind, although people will still call the cops if you try to adhere to their car.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/22/2013 at 21:00

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Up in de assho of Timo

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 11/22/2013 at 21:00

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lulz

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 11/22/2013 at 21:01

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Yay! Somebody got it!

But how terrible/creepy does this look btw?

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/22/2013 at 21:02

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What program do you use for these?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 11/22/2013 at 21:04

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microsoft digital image suite anniversary edition

aka tardy photoshop

aka quite possibly the worst thing I could use besides Paint.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/22/2013 at 21:12

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Hey, at least it works...

with cars...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 11/22/2013 at 21:20

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that bad, huh

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 11/22/2013 at 21:20

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kinja

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/22/2013 at 21:41

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Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/22/2013 at 22:04

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Not creepy, just doesn't look like Marcus

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 11/22/2013 at 22:06

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Terrible would suffice.

Oh yeah, good news Hot Wheels is releasing a STI rally car in early December...

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/22/2013 at 22:22

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Good thing you included the image.

I was worried you were describing my social life.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ 11/22/2013 at 22:40

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Mine is pretty much nonexistent, if you couldn't tell.

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/23/2013 at 11:33

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I don't need people. I don't need anyone! I have my cars. They will never leave me!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ 11/23/2013 at 11:35

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Until they do...

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/23/2013 at 11:37

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"It was just one time, the dealership was offering test drives! I didn't mean what I said about fuel injection! Carburetors are just fine! No, please don't go!"

The next 6 months in court were hell. The judge said I had to continue to make payments and I lost custody of the Miata. All for test-driving the new Impala just once.